[13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. In 1992, after Mrs Norris was petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was furious; however, his cat was healed by the end of the year. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. Dungbombs and Stink Pellets were frequently dropped in the corridors, so that students performed Bubble-Head Charms on themselves to get a supply of fresh air. Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist. Hermione looked up at Harry's face. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. A Question of Valueby Inell pairs Hermione with Percy Weasley on the Quidditch Pitch. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. Strange, but consensual. After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. Severus Snape agreed with Filch, not because he had the same opinion, but because he wanted Harry to be punished. Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when. [75] His obsession with the castle's cleanliness led him to neglect actual security at times, as he forgot to lock the doors at least one time even in the more dangerous hours, something Slughorn reprimanded him for. [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. So, it used to be true crack, but somehow I made the end emotional. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless.. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. Develop your characters. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. Harry finds a butt plug that makes the person with it in them horny as hell. WARNING-NSFW-ONESIDED LOVE/RELATIONSHIP IS TOXIC-FEMALE HARRY IS NAMED HENRIETTA-NONCONSENSUAL BODY MODIFICATION AND BODY HORROR-TAGGED NSFW, EXPLICIT AND DARK JUST TO BE SAFE-EXPLICIT. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. What a stupid question. AU. [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. Why should he feel bad about that? It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. After insulting Sir Nicholas and threatening to report them, Sir Nicholas denounced Filch as a low-class bully and that he was supervising said student. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. [72] Hagrid, on his side, insulted Filch, calling him "that old git",[13] and a "sneakin' Squib", when the latter insulted him. [6] He had long hair with a bald spot on the top of his head and quivery jowls. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. There will be many of both. I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. He has no shame. In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. Harry used it that night to sneak into the Restricted Section and research about Nicolas Flamel, which he knew was related to the Philosopher's Stone. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. Like why he hates students so much. He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Dont worry, however. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. [13], On 12 September, Draco Malfoy challenged Harry Potter to a duel in the Trophy Room at midnight. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. What's this racket? Erotic Heatby AnnaBelle Rose22 features Rose and Lily Luna, but also Ginny and Harry. Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. Thank you for signing up! In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). Oh God Not Again! The twins are confused and horny. [78] By 1 September 1997, Severus Snape was made Headmaster of Hogwarts while his fellow Death Eaters, Alecto Carrow and Amycus Carrow became the Muggle Studies and Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers respectively, as well as Deputy Heads.[79]. "Min ymmrrn kyll. During his tenure as Headmaster, Snape kept Filch working at Hogwarts despite his status as a Squib. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. [42] Filch helped secure the Castle on Professor Dumbledore's instruction, lowering the portcullis and bolting the front doors of the Clock Tower. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? [18], In December, Filch attended the Christmas feast, in which he departed with his usual brown coat and wore a very old and rather mouldy-looking tailcoat. Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. I am legitimately sad about it now. Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. Filch warned Snape at once and Harry, while trying to avoid them, hid in an unused classroom and stumbled into the Mirror of Erised for the first time. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. [45], After Sirius Black's second break-in in the evening of 5 February, Filch bustled around the corridors boarding up everything from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. [72], Filch greatly trusted Madam Rosmerta, the bartender of the Three Broomsticks Inn, in that he would actually neglect the proper protocols and allow anything from her to enter the castle without properly inspecting them beforehand. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. Please consider turning it on! If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. When I say realistic, I mean it in terms of the portrayal of the Second Wizarding War and how it affects the Muggles, the detail that went into expanding the Harry . P.S. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. - " --", . [2], Sometime in January, 1993, Moaning Myrtle flooded her bathroom after Ginny Weasley tried to dispose of Tom Riddle's diary in her bathroom. Dont forget to leave a comment about your favorite Harry Potter pairing or erotic fanfic. It's rather depraved. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. [44], So! What are they doing here? There are so many Drapple fics to choose from, but one of the steamiest isForbidden Fruitby Charlotte Blackwood. Harry Potter is such a beautiful, erotic boy, and Gilderoy will have him wrapped tightly around his finger in the time it takes you to say Boggart. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. 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